Alan May Know Me To Well

I'm a big fan of standardization. Everything has a place, type, etc. That being said, my good friends have a fairly well established idea of how I like things to be. However, you don't expect instant messaging font to be one of them...

Alan Berndt [11:47 AM]: I don't want people picking what font to talk to me
Alan Berndt [11:47 AM]: I decide
John Holleran [11:47 AM]: but you don't see my custom picked font
Alan Berndt [11:48 AM]: correct
John Holleran [11:48 AM]: well i feel you owe me that much
Alan Berndt [11:48 AM]: it's probably comic sans ms

Now, I'm borderline insane and the rules become pretty dynamic and complicated on how I choose my world to be. The fact that Alan knows what font I would use for instant messaging without even seeing it, when most people can't visually pick out the font to begin with, is creepy. We call those people enemies (stalkers).